I think he only gets work because he brings his own costume.

AND, WORST MOVIE EVER, i might write more later, though the film just really isn’t worth my time.

Her eyes glistened under the dance lights, her sparkly, blue, short-cut, dress lit up my world. I ran towards her on all fours at top speed. Pounced and knocked her unconscious. Perfect. I could feel the saliva welling underneath my fangs as I carried her home. I restrained her with soft, black, nylon rope, she was positioned head towards the ground on a table I had set at about 60 degrees. The support around her head was fitted with an irrigation system that allowed for efficient collection of blood in the large jug that rested on the floor below.

She regained consciousness and gazed at me with her bloodshot eyes.

“This will only take a second.” I murmured, as I launched at her throat biting open her jugular. The blood flowed a thick river of red through the tubing and into the container.

The taste of the blood sharpened my senses, my eyes grew larger, my heart rate increased two-fold. I took a deep breath, a feeling of almost orgasmic relief fell over me.

“Thanks Love.”

“Get on down, get on down the road” Daniel was singing music from the Wiz as they walked along the dusty dirt road.

“You don’t know the words do you?” Hugo accused.

“What? yeah I do!” Daniel snapped.

“Well why have you been singing the same 8 words all fucking morning?” Hugo exhausted. “I mean, it’s really only 5 words.”

“Hey Hugo” Daniel queried.

“Yeah?” Hugo replied.

“Eat a dick.”

Hugo began to sing, and as he did, his rainbow colours began to glow.

“Awesome.” Daniel gasped in amazement, as a fountain of colour shone from his friend and lit up the empty night sky.

Hugo began to sing, and as he did, the colours danced and swayed with the pair.

This was his song;

“Did I just get seduced by a unicorn?” Daniel asked, shakily.

“uh, yes.” Hugo answered shamefully.

“Dude, not cool, NOT COOL.”